Drama is constantly in a state of self reflection and depression. Usually plagued by adaptations of obscure novels, Drama walks the great Genrezvous Point, flowers in hand, looking for a new bride. His ex-wife (a Muse) divorced him and then immediate got hit by a train.

Once upon a time, Drama was happy, he was inspired. The threat of the Sponsorship plague reduced Drama into what he is today. Every once in a while, he hits a break - but his more marketable brethren on the mountain usually keep him from achieving his own definition of the "American dream."

Symbolic apples appear around him when bad things are about to happen.

(Real world counterpart: Mr. Dryden)